Hi y'all I ripped this from Subby P.

1. Do you love your ex?
Heck no!

2. When and what did you last cry over?
Watching Star Trek about two weeks ago I think... (yes I'm lame but it was sad!)

3. What's the last mistake you made?
Snapping at my mother. It makes her sad...

4. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
My mom and dad. (not like that you weirdos!)

5. Who last slept in your bed?
MEEEEEEEEEEE!

6. Were you with them?
... I am me

7. Where do you want to be?
If we delve into the impossible... The Q continuum but excluding that I suppose any where with friends.

8. Who do you want to be with?
My lovely friendlies!

9. Do you honestly love your friends?
Do you have to ask?

10. Who can always make you happy?
My BFFs

11. Who do you love to talk to the most?
Substandard Producer and Miumatora. (mah BFFs)

12. Who hates you?
In all likelihood approximately 50% (with a 5% margin of error) of the people I know dislike me. This is within acceptable paramters.

13. Who do you hate?
I rather dislike people who are generally intolerable.

14. What are you doing right now?
filling out this questioner in the dark.

15. What are you talents?
memorization... good color sense (mum says it's a talent) "people skills" (mum again) and I suppose I am a passable singer.

16. How often do you cry?
Roughly once a month or when a character I like dies.

17. What did you do last night?
I was at a party with my family. (every year sense I was six)

18. Would you ever go back out with an ex?
Been there done that got the T-shirt. Sucked. Ditched the guy and sold the shirt.

19. Have you ever used a condom?
yeaaaah why?

20. Are you a virgin?
Yeah.... NO Are you kidding!?! hell no.

21. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a virgin?
I don't got one.

22. What's the last movie you watched?
Breakfast at Tiffany's. ("MISH AH GORIGHTRY!!! I cor the porees thisha time!" Mr.Unioshi)

23. Ever been in true love?
Nope.

24. Ever smoked?
Pish. no

25. Done drugs?
Only when my doctor makes me.

26. Gotten high?
Not on purpose but Vicadin does make you kinda loopy.

27. Ever gone running?
I prefer walking

28. How much do you weigh?
I gave up counting.

29. How tall are you?
62 inches I'm a pile o' short.

30. Gone skinny dipping?
No

31. Gone streaking?
See above.

32. Played strip poker?
See above.

33. Given a lap dance?
see above

34. Made-out?
you have to ask?

35. Rolled on the ground w/ the opposite sex?
I wrestled as a kid... just with the neighbor boy and these other to boys I know.

36. Bungie jumped?
Not yet!

37. Sang kareoke?
only a ton

38. Been wet with your clothes on?
Rains alot here. and I've fallen in a river.

39. Seen the opposite sex naked?:
Yeah...

40. Made fun of a fat person?
no. I have been there. Why would I do it myself.

41. Laughed at someone?
often. including myself

42. Looked at someone funny?
every one I know.

43. Have you had "the talk" with your parents?
nah. I knew long before they thought about teaching me. I read about it. beside they're version of "the talk" just consisted of buying me a book Called "where did I come from".

44. Been touched by the same sex?
Don't make me sing "i kissed a girl" Cause I will.

45. Ever been horny?
Only on days ending with "y."

46. Looked at porn?
yep

47. Own any thongs?
I own fip-flops yes.

48. Touched a genital of the other sex?
How the hell do you think I lost my virginity fool?

49. Thought about sex?
Enogh to have done it.

50. Had a "dirty" dream?
Yeah but I never remember them

51. Favorite animal?
Shit man real or fictional?
real... probably cats, frilled lizards and tropical fish.
fictional... Sehlats, tribbles, and targs. (shut up I know I'm a Trekkie!)

52. Least favorite animal?
Real and fictional.
Real... Daddy long legs spiders. creepy bastards.
Fictional...Ceti eels! brain slugs!

53. Most missed memory?
The yard at my old house in early summer with the flowers in bloom and the sounds of gravel crunching whiles we kids ran about and played our silly little games.

54. Is your second toe longer than your first?
No. (did you just check? reading this question because I did)

55. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
Sharpie?

56. Look at your planner for March 14. What are you doing?
No idea. I have no planner!

57. What color are your toenails usually?
Unpainted.

58. What was the last thing you highlighted?
the old answer to this question.

59. What color are your bedroom curtains?
what are these "curtains" of which you speak? I have a quilt draped over my window.

60. What color are the seats in your car?
beige

61. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
nope just a tortoise shell and a gray striped.

62. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
oh gee I don't know

63. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
nump

64. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
I never did

65. Who is the last baby that you held?
the daughter of a nice young couple at the thanksgiver party our friends had her name was either Clare or Chloe. But at any rate her nickname was Monkey, she's about one and a half and she make the cutest faces I've ever seen!

66. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
no I don't

67. Do you like cinnamon toothpaste?
no I hate the stuff.

68. What kind of car were you driving two years ago?
I don't drive but my family has had the same minivan for about twelve year. respect it!

69. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators.
Platypus?

70. Last time you went to Six Flags?
Revenly!

71. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
Yes, and it's all flowery and purdyful.

72. Closest thing to you that is yellow:
The stripes on the blanket upon which I sit.

73. Last person to give you a business card?
my doctor? maybe. no se.

74. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
me no have checkybooky thing.

75. Closest framed picture to you?
A bunch of lovely needlepoints my mother did when she was a kid

76. Last time you had someone cook for you?
tonight.

77. Have you ever applied for welfare?
Nope.

78. How many emails do you have?
25 give or take 2. plus 15 spam give or take 3

79. Last time you received flowers/flower?
my b-day I think

80. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?
sill rabbit marriage is for everyone!

81. What are you listening to right now?
the dishwasher going and myself typing.

82. Do you play air guitar?
herra yerr

83. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
whozawhatsis?

84. What is your high school's rival mascot?
Our mascot is a goat. I don't think we have a rival school.

85. Who is the last person you talked to from high school?
One ah mah BFFs.

86. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
friday.

87. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
not really

88. What color are the blinds in your living room?
White.

89. What is in your inbox at work?
returned work

90. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
a story about a bunch of dogs at humane society. poor doggies.

91. What was the last pageant you attended?
lol wut?

92. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
frozen pizza at safeway

93. Have you ever worn a crown?
Not a real one...

94. What is the last thing you stapled?
A paper for history

95. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
WHERE THE PEPSI!?! IT'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

96. Are you ticklish?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeh.

97. Last time you saw fireworks?
July 4th.

98. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
bought august (i hate those things)

99. Who is the last person that left you a message on your cell?
me da

100. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
Miumatora.

101. Do you have a little black dress?
yes. I don't wear it much. and it's not that little but I cuts off at the knee which works just fine for me. thank you!